Jazz Chisholm Jr.’s electric personality, play and love for all things baseball made him a great choice to be on the cover of MLB The Show 23. Jazz grew up in Nassau, Bahamas, playing sandlot baseball with friends. As Jazz puts it “no umpires, no catchers, just hitting bombs and having fun we just played to play.” He never thought a kid like him from the Bahamas would make it to The Show, let alone end up on the cover of MLB The Show
Today, we are thrilled to announce that MLB The Show 23 launches on March 28, 2023. The standard edition on PlayStation 4 is $59.99 USD/$69.99 CAD. Standard edition on PlayStation 5 is $69.99 USD/$79.99 CAD
MLB The Show 23 will be available on PlayStation 5, PlayStation 4, Nintendo Switch, Xbox One, and Xbox Series X|S.
Cross-Platform Play, Cross Saves and Cross Progression continue for MLB The Show 23
Have access to all your progress and card inventory in MLB The Show 23 on every platform you own. Once again Cross-Platform Play, Cross Saves, and Cross Progression return allowing you to share your progress on PlayStation, Xbox, and Nintendo Switch*. Cross progression allows you to earn and use any earned content on any platform or generation (this excludes PS5 and Xbox Series X|S exclusive features like Stadium Creator). With cross saves you can transfer a save file for Road to the Show or Franchise mode to a different console.**
MLB The Show Account, Account Linking & The Scouting Report
In MLB The Show 23 you can easily move from platform to platform and keep access to your entire inventory of cards, and the MLB The Show Account allows you to do so. Just create your MLB The Show Account on TheShow.com and link your PlayStation, Xbox, and/or Switch and you are all set.
While you are creating your new linked account, make sure you sign-up for The Scouting Report, so we can send you all the latest MLB The Show 23 information and subscribers also get an exclusive pack each month starting in April. So, head over to www.theshow.com to get your account set up.
MLB The Show 23 Feature Premieres Schedule
Feature Premieres return to give you a look into new features in MLB The Show 23. You can watch episodes live on Twitch and YouTube. If you can’t watch them live, catch up on every episode on-demand at your own convenience as we get closer to launch. We have several Feature Premiere episodes in the works, so be on the lookout on TheShow.com and our social channels for episode schedule and information.
Pre-orders open on PlayStation Store February 6.
Collector’s Edition Reveal February 2
We’re sure some of you are wondering, where’s the Collector’s Edition? Stay tuned as later this week we’ll reveal the Collector’s Edition(s) for MLB The Show 23 and all its content.
Please note: All Collector’s Edition(s) of MLB The Show 23 revealed on February 2 include dual entitlement***. If you instead plan on purchasing the Standard Edition of MLB The Show 23 on PlayStation 4 and have plans of upgrading to the PlayStation 5 version, you will need to purchase the digital edition to take advantage of the $10 USD upgrade offer.
We could not be more excited for Jazz to join the roster of cover athletes and for MLB The Show 23 coming to PlayStation, Xbox, and Nintendo Switch on March 28, 2023! Look forward to new ways to play, a new class of legends and much more! Check TheShow.com and follow us on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and Tiktok accounts for the latest updates about MLB The Show 23.
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*Online multiplayer features require internet connection and console-specific online multiplayer subscription.
** Cross-platform progression requires an internet connection and for each platform you play on: 1) a copy of the MLB The Show 23 game compatible with your console (other platform versions sold separately); and 2) platform network account linked to your MLB The Show account.
*** Physical edition includes PS4 Disc & PS5 Voucher (PS5 console with disc drive required).
This article was originally published in 2018 as the “13 Best Zombie Games of All Time,” and then updated in 2019 to include 19 games. As we enter 2023, we’ve revisited and revamped our list, expanding it to 25 and crowning a new king of zombie games.
Zombies make marvelous antagonists. They’re plodding, dark parodies of society’s short-sightedness. They’re plentiful and emotionless eaters of flesh, which makes them perfect cannon fodder for action films and twitch shooters. Their wasted visages serve the purposes of both horror and humor with equal effectiveness. They’ve been a part of the video game landscape for decades, so long they’ve carved out their own subgenre: the “zombie game.”
The still-shambling corpses of the damned have been important to some of gaming’s more notable narratives and innovations. These are the 25 best zombie games of all time.
25. Zombies Ate My Neighbors
Zombies Ate My Neighbors is a bizarre and colorful SNES action game from the golden days of LucasArts. It’s a wickedly funny shooter that relies on adorable and bizarre animation for most of the laughs, and the delightful cartoon enemies are half the fun. Before the journey is over you’ll battle space bugs, save cheerleaders, leap on trampolines, and fight a giant baby. Beyond the garish trappings, it’s a very well-designed cooperative shooter that manages to find environmentally destructive uses for everything from squirt guns to rocket launchers. Since the main thrust of each level is rescuing civilians rather than defeating enemies, it also requires a lot more thought to finish than your average arcade-style game, a design innovation that adds a great deal to the challenge and replayability.
24. The House of the Dead
Along with Resident Evil, this iconic on-rails arcade shooter helped restore zombies’ pop culture relevance in the ’90s and aid in the revival of the zombie film genre a decade later. In a 2013 interview with Paul Weedon, George A. Romero, long considered the father of zombie movies, credited House of the Dead and RE with popularizing modern zombies “more than anything else.”
23. State of Decay 2
The State of Decay series debuted as an Xbox Live Arcade game in 2013, and tackles the trials and tribulations of surviving and thriving among the undead. As such it’s a slower, more thoughtful apocalypse experience, though there’s no shortage of opportunities to satisfy your zombie bloodlust with a range of weapons and vehicles. The 2018 sequel built on the original’s zombie-sandbox premise by expanding in scope and adding four-player co-op while maintaining the near-constant tension that accompanies the threat of permadeath.
22. Zombi
ZombiU (later released as Zombi) is a punishing first-person survival horror game set in a zombie-infested London. While it doesn’t possess the best narrative on this list, nor does it receive high marks for combat, its novel, roguelike approach to death makes it worth checking out. When you’re bitten, your character dies, permanently, and you come back as a new survivor who must track down your previous (now reanimated) body to retrieve lost items. This cyclical system of death and rebirth (and death again) is thematically fitting for a zombie game, and the necessary killing of your previous corpse cleverly wraps a blood-covered bow on your previous run. Meanwhile, survivor mode requires you to complete the entirety of Zombi with a single character (i.e., without dying). It’s among the most difficult challenges of survival available on this list.
21. Days Gone
Days Gone’s open world is a post-apocalyptic playground on which you’re let loose with protagonist Deacon St. John’s rusty, trusty motorcycle and dozens of ways to (re)bury the undead. It was one of Sony’s less-celebrated exclusives from the PS4 era, yet it’s carved out a spot in the zombie-game pantheon thanks largely to its horde sequences. These encounters, of which there are 40, pit Deacon against up to 500 ‘freakers’ (Days Gone’s term for zombies) at once in a heart-pumping trial of quick wit and quicker reflexes.
20. Project Zomboid
Project Zomboid leans hard into the simulation aspects of surviving a zombie apocalypse. It’s a systems-heavy zombie game in which all actions must be considered; you’re not just fending off the undead but depression, starvation, and loneliness too. This level of depth is deeply rewarding for those with the patience to navigate these more mundane survival mechanics, which the developer continues to fine-tune with regular updates almost a decade after its release.
19. Zombie Army 4: Dead War
Developer Rebellion made a name for itself with the Sniper Elite series and its cringe-inducing, X-ray kill-cam, which lets players watch bullets rip through Nazi’s insides in super-gross, super-slow-motion. With Zombie Army it’s the same idea, but the Nazis are zombies.
Zombie Army brings the signature kill-cam into an alternate WWII, in which Nazis are raised from hell to chase the Allied troops out of Germany. The story lives up to its outrageous premise and is supported by fine-tuned sniping, gut-wrenching gore, and a killer soundtrack fitting of the finest ’80s horror flicks.
18. DayZ
The survival games genre owes a great debt to DayZ, which began life as a mod for military simulator ARMA II. DayZ contrasted the surrealism of a zombie infestation with the hyperrealism of exposure, infection, hunger, and the degeneration of human nature in the face of disaster. You simply never knew whether the next person you met was out to help or murder you. Just how much fun can playing as a cowering, nearly powerless victim in a world full of lumbering AI zombies and ruthless human scavengers really be? Turns out it’s an addictively captivating and exhilarating experience. Everything from Fortnite to Rust owes DayZ a tremendous debt for its willingness to throw unarmed players into a hostile land with their fellow humans to see what happens next. Turns out the zombies are rarely the real monsters.
17. They Are Billions
They Are Billions, specifically its survival mode, is an excellent mashup of zombie horror and RTS gameplay. Players must build and manage a post-apocalyptic city, while knowing hordes of undead are en route to tear it to the ground. With an emphasis on defense — a necessity considering you’ll face thousands of zombies at once — They Are Billions uniquely progresses from a city builder to a tense, often overwhelming game of survival.
16. Dead Rising 2
Following the success of its Resident Evil series, Capcom introduced a new, lighthearted take on the zombie genre with Dead Rising. Absent is the tense horror of Resident Evil, replaced by a fast-paced, campy zombie slaughter-fest. Its biggest strength lies in its weapon variety: from instruments to condiments, the many casinos and stores within Dead Rising 2‘s Fortune City are stocked with countless ways for protagonist Chuck Greene to lay the dead back to rest — not to mention the ability to combine weapons, resulting in extraordinary feats of apocalyptic engineering such as the Freedom Bear (robot bear + LMG) and the Hail Mary (football + grenade).
15. Resident Evil Village
Over 25 years after the original, Capcom still wears the industry’s survival-horror crown thanks to the continued excellence of Resident Evil. The series’ latest installment moves zombies to the backburner in favor of another form of flesh-eating enemy (lycans), yet Resident Evil illage earns its spot on this list for its world-class survival-horror gameplay and its late-game twist that pulls the undead back into the spotlight.
Planescape is one of those games that you occasionally hear is really good and then you look up one screenshot and go “nope, I’m never playing that” and walk away and your life is worse for it. Listen, I get that the appearance is anachronistic, but this game is too good to miss. It’s so good I can barely find words worthy to describe the magnitude of its goodness.
Planescape: Torment is an RPG about being immortal, crammed with more undead than you can shake a severed limb at, including zombies assigned to alternately sad and hilarious purposes. The necrotic atmosphere permeates every moment in the game: you start the story laying on a slab, your best friend is a disembodied skull, and there are so many dead things running around that there’s a special ability dedicated just to talking with them. Torment is a deeply biting and tragic RPG that turns practically every trope and convention of the genre on its head. It’s also quite accessible today, with ports to mobile and a nice shiny GOG wrapper to play on modern PCs.
13. Call Of Duty: World at War
World War II, zombies, and multiplayer shooters… together at last. Nazis have long been identified with occultism (both in reality and popular fiction) and Treyarch’s decision to go all-in on the campy grindhouse aesthetic changed the face of multiplayer shooters forever in Call of Duty: World at War. Zombies helped lighten the mood in a series that was increasingly mired in its own self-importance, reminding players, critics, and creators that it’s all a game.
12. Plants vs. Zombies
The original Plants vs. Zombies blended solid, approachable tower defense gameplay with whimsical charm, leading to its mass appeal on PC, consoles, and mobile. It found immediate success in its simplicity, and longevity in its well-crafted variety of plants and zombies. Its addictive, wave-based loop spawned a number of official follow-ups and countless imitators, making this family-friendly take on the undead worthy of a spot on our list.
11. Dying Light
Survival mechanics meet grappling hooks in Dying Light, a big, messy genre mash-up. It combines some of Minecraft’s greatest strengths, like scavenging for materials in an open world, item crafting, and scary monsters that come out at night, with solid hand-to-hand combat, a fun and speedy traversal system, and grappling hooks. Zombies and grappling hooks: a match made in video game heaven.
10. The Walking Dead: Saints and Sinners
Pop culture’s zombie renaissance of the 2000s culminated in the breakout success of The Walking Dead, which excelled at exploring the blurred lines of morality and humanity amidst constant threat and inescapable dread. The Walking Dead: Saints and Sinners honors that exploration with moral flexibility in its decision-making, where “right” and “wrong” look awfully similar when viewed from different angles. And, as a VR game, Saints and Sinners is easily one of the most immersive and therefore intense zombie experiences available.
9. Resident Evil HD Remaster
The original Resident Evil doesn’t boast the scope of its sprawling sequel, but the tighter, almost claustrophobic design of the mansion works to heighten its horror. The constant threat of the fearsome double-reanimated Crimson Heads in areas you’ve previously cleared fuels a compounding sense of dread that you’re in continual zombie danger no matter how heavily armed you become. The legendary cheesy dialogue is icing on the cake.
Also, if you finish the game in under three hours, you can blow up zombies with an infinite-ammo rocket launcher.
8. Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare
How do you make your already successful open-world cowboy game even better? Release a reimagining of the western drama where all the characters you know and love now eat the flesh of the living! Undead Nightmare was pure zombie-blasting bliss with a healthy dose of supernatural armageddon to boot. Turns out John Marston was born to slay the undead and ride the horses of the apocalypse. Undead Nightmare set the gold standard for single-player DLC and, years later, remains a standout example of reimagined excellence.
7. Resident Evil 4
Though it reportedly went through four versions before being released, Capcom’s scrupulous development process paid off in 2005 with a horror masterpiece. From its opening, panic-inducing run-in with the villagers through its final boss and jet-ski escape, RE4 is filled with memorable scares and set pieces still discussed over 15 years later. It’s equally smart and scary in its design, which led IGN to call it the “best survival horror game ever created” at the time it was released — an argument that could still be made to this day.
Capcom is looking to build on its excellence with Resident Evil 4 Remake, due out on March 23.
6. The Last of Us Part 1
Yes, the clickers are technically big fungus people, but really they’re zombies. And yes, this is largely a game about throwing bottles and bricks at people, but who cares? It’s scary, it’s heartbreaking, it’s infuriating, and it’s beautiful. Two generations after its launch, The Last of Us remains a benchmark against which great video game drama is compared and retains its cultural relevance thanks to a masterful PS5 remake and successful HBO adaptation.
5. Dead Space
“It’s pretty obvious when you play Dead Space, to look at it and go, ‘Yeah, it’s almost like they decided to make Resident Evil 4 in space,’ which is exactly what we were doing.” That quote from Dead Space designer Ben Wanat (via PC Gamer) speaks to the type of survival-horror game Dead Space was designed to be, and its spot on this list speaks to its success at bringing that vision to fruition.
Dead Space’s variety of undead are necromorphs, grotesque corpses reanimated by an alien infection that line the tight, twisting corridors of the USG Ishimura spaceship. Their flayed skin and malformed bodies are a recipe for repulsion, adding to the satisfaction and relief when melting off necromorph limbs with a plasma cutter. And never has that dismemberment been more visceral than in the essential Dead Space remake.
4. The Walking Dead: Season 1
“Carly will remember that.” What a gut punch.
Long ago, before the TV show started to suck, The Walking Dead made us giggle a little and made us cry a lot. Through the masterfully written inaugural season, Telltale proved that point-and-click adventure games could somehow manage to terrify. The writing and delivery are minimal and masterful, with the bulk of the effort spent creating flawed characters we love or loathe and then stripping them away one by one. By the end, we wonder if anybody is getting out of this alive. The Walking Dead Season 1 helped kick off a revival of adventure game storytelling which continues to influence game design today. Telltale as we knew it may be gone, but their horror masterpiece remains undead in our hearts.
3. The Last of Us Part 2
The Last of Us Part 2 elevates the drama and action of its predecessor, masterfully weaving the two together over a relentless 25-hour campaign. Evil favors no form in Naughty Dog’s post-apocalyptic universe, as you’ll encounter murderous slavers, militias, cultists, and infected alike. The Last of Us’s mycologic variety of undead are creepier than ever in their aesthetic, sound design, and movement, and Part 2 introduces two new types of infected, including a one-of-a-kind monstrosity that calls to mind the horrors of Inside’s final chapter.
2. Left 4 Dead 2
Around the same time Treyarch was bringing Zombies into World at War, Valve introduced us all to their own cooperative take on battling the forces of undeath. Left 4 Dead pitted teams of four allies against mobs of zombies ruled by an invisible enemy: the innovative AI director, a carefully constructed protocol designed to dynamically influence the game as it unfolded. The result was a ridiculously replayable zombie shooter.
Just a year later, Valve brought us Left 4 Dead 2, building upon that successful formula with a familiar yet enhanced team-based shooter. Its gameplay tweaks, improved campaigns, new weaponry (including melee weapons), additional modes (Scavenge and Realism), and introduction of new zombie types (Jockey, Spitter, and Charger) make Left 4 Dead 2 one of the best co-op games of all time and nearly our pick for the best zombie game ever made.
1. Resident Evil 2 Remake
Resident Evil 2 is a triumph of survival horror, a sprawling, weirdly compelling epic that somehow managed to overcome its famously lackluster controls. And with those control issues remedied in the 2019 remake, alongside vastly improved graphics and various other tweaks, RE2 has only gotten better with time.
RE2 allows you to experience a single terrifying night through the unique perspective of two victims, their occasionally overlapping paths both snaking toward horrific discoveries in a city torn apart by an unleashed bioweapon. It’s a tremendously moody and atmospheric game with great pacing, a growing sense of dread, twisted monster design, frequent jump scares, and just enough resource scarcity to maintain a hum of tension throughout.
What’s your pick for the greatest zombie game of all time? Let us know in the comments.
Thief: The Dark Project had a great director, in the form of Greg LePiccolo, who later became a pioneer in the world of music games with Guitar Hero and Rock Band. And before him, Ken Levine had laid down the cobbles of Thief’s setting, defining its noir-ish tone before heading off to work on System Shock 2. Yet Looking Glass games weren’t driven by a singular 90s auteur. In fact, the very absence of ego in the studio’s culture meant its many “bright stars” were happy to adhere to a shared vision.
If you thought that the marketing for The Super Mario Bros. Movie had already gone too far, then you ain’t seen nothing yet. German frozen pizza company Pizzatainment has today announced that it will be collaborating with Nintendo on a range of ‘Mario-themed’ pizzas — though the theme seems to be limited to the colour of the boxes (thanks, RTL Today).
There are two different pizzas currently announced for the collaboration: ‘Triple-Salami-Explosion’ and ‘Quattro Formaggi Deluxe’. If you’re thinking to yourself “hmm, that doesn’t sound like anything to do with Mario,” then you would be correct. It isn’t. What makes them ‘Mario-themed’ is the presence of Mario and co. on the boxes — hardly a prime advertisement for the franchise, but proof that Mario’s face exists, we suppose.
Dragons, dragons everywhere! The Year of the Rabbit is upon us and World of Warships: Legends is a great place to celebrate the arrival of the new symbol of the year. The themed range includes a new gorgeously looking port, Pan-Asian Tier VII Premium Destroyer Northern Dragon, special Commander guise Celestial Guardian with absolutely menacing unique roaring voiceover, and a dedicated container with chances for various content, including some from the previous celebrations of the Lunar New Year.
Besides, more Pan-Asian content will become available for the players in form of…
Pan-Asian Cruisers in Early Access
A brand-new tech tree range makes its debut in this update. Pan-Asian cruisers wielding deepwater torpedoes as their primary weapon backed by the Smoke Generator consumable available for Tiers IV-VII, earnable through regular and Big Early Access crates, with a personal mission for each of those. Besides, the apex predator of the branch Tier VIII Sejong will be available with the start of the next update, meaning other Pan-Asian cruisers will become obtainable for credits through tech tree research. A new Pan-Asian dedicated Commander, Chen Shaokuan, is reinforcing the officer roster to provide more choice at the helm of the ships of the new branch.
Azur Lane: Wave IV
The newest iteration of Azur Lane collaboration arrives on February 6! It includes as many as five new Commanders:
Tier VIII Premium battleship Pommern is the ultimate reward of the newest campaign, available with Admiralty Backing active. Besides a ton of in-game goods, including crates, Commander Progression Items, camos and more, you’ll get a powerful German ship with a huge HP pool, powerful secondary armament, and AP shells hitting like a train. With such potent package all set and ready to go, Pommern is a solid contender for a high-ranked place on the German battleship roster.
Gryphon of the Baltic runs for 5 weeks, through March 6, and includes a traditional number of 100 milestones, with catch-up mechanic available, as well as Heroic Effort and Battle Prowess missions (coming with Admiralty Backing) for earning additional renown.
The First Italian Legendary Ship is Here
The Italian Navy, also known as Regia Marina, finally makes its debut at the Legendary tier! Featuring as the ultimate prize of a free Bureau project, cruiser Napoli brings a whole lot of interesting wrinkles to the heat of battle. Those include high speed paired with great concealment combo, Exhaust Smoke Generator, which is a signature consumable of Italian ships, and Semi-Armor-Piercing shells for her secondary caliber gun batteries. That’s a very solid selection of battle-ready options: consider getting this armored monster!
Competitive Seasons Arrive in Numbers
Rejoice, captains with a desire for rivalry! This update, you’ll have plenty of chances – actually, more than ever – to prove your skill on the high seas, and win prizes in process, of course. As many as 3 Ranked Battles seasons and 2 Brawls will be open for everyone to fight in, covering most of the update’s time in the sun. Prizes, including Steel, crates, Commander Progression Items, and more in-game content, will be distributed as soon as you hit certain rank (or number of wins for Brawl): go out there and fight, starting February 1 with 5vs5 battles of Ranked season 36.
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Call Of Duty exclusivity, and they’re not done yet. In a series of tweets published last Friday, Microsoft’s chief communications officer Frank X. Shaw said Sony were “briefing people in Brussels claiming Microsoft is unwilling to offer them parity for Call of Duty if we acquire Activision,” but added that “Nothing could be further from the truth.” I would have thought that a legal venue would be a more appropriate place to air these grievances, but I suppose this gets the job done quicker. Either way, it’s a toffee popcorn-worthy accusation in the ongoing drama.
Whether I’m enjoying my favorite memes or going back to rewatch one of the only cartoons I still legitimately laugh at as an adult, it’s hard to understate SpongeBob SquarePants’ influence on my life. Through it all, the porous goofball I’ve known for years feels like the perfect mascot for an over-the-top, cartoonish platformer. While 2003’s SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom proved it could be done, we’ve been in dire need of a modern take on that idea starring everyone’s favorite fry cook. And yet, like a collapsing Squidward Souffle, SpongeBob SquarePants: The Cosmic Shake dried up my optimism the more I played: it’s merely a thin, by-the-numbers sequel to the 20-year-old Bikini Bottom rather than the ground-up redesign that absorbs the progress genre heroes like Mario or Ratchet and Clank have made in the decades since that we deserve. So although Cosmic Shake does benefit from the quirky SpongeBob characters and their world, as a platformer it’s a terribly bland journey that feels painfully frozen in time even as the fans of the show that ended eight years ago have continued to age (also painfully).
As I’ve come to expect from this delightful sponge, the story begins when he makes a series of extremely ill-advised decisions which cause the very fabric of Bikini Bottom to be torn apart at the seams. Determined to put things right, SpongeBob and a newly transformed balloon version of Patrick begin hopping through portals and fighting samey jelly monsters in search of their friends. What little plot follows is basically just a thinly veiled excuse to revisit memorable SpongeBob episodes, whether you’re running around the prehistoric version of Bikini Bottom or the creepy depths of Rock Bottom, which is a nice trip down memory lane but not exactly an original or memorable SpongeBob tale that can stand on its own.
That nostalgic indulgence is helped greatly by the appearance of so many recognizable characters – voiced by their original voice actors – including SpongeBob, Patrick, Pearl, The Flying Dutchman, and Mr. Krabs, most of whom have more than a few amusing lines or gags that they’re a part of. I got a chuckle out of seeing Mr. Krabs as a western bandito or Pearl as a medieval fantasy princess, and the resulting hijinks felt very much like it was straight out of a long-lost episode of the show. Similarly, all the realms you visit along the way are such colorful and vibrantly cartoonish reimaginings of the world of SpongeBob and friends. It’s even got an amazing loading screen where that classic French voice says “one hour later,” and those way-too-detailed closeup images of characters that gross you out, both of which are fantastic nods to the show.
It’s shocking how little the formula has been changed.
That’s what makes it a massive bummer that Cosmic Shake falls so woefully short when it comes to actual gameplay. It’s been almost 20 years since the release of SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom – and just over two since the “Rehydrated” remaster reminded us of how poorly that game’s mechanics have aged – and it’s shocking how little that formula has evolved for this followup. In one of the dullest platformers in recent memory, Cosmic Shake serves up a recipe that’s almost identical to that of its predecessor and had me nodding off as I played. Dreadfully simplistic jumping puzzles and combat against the same handful of enemies who posed absolutely no challenge wore thin quickly. Sure, you can double-jump, ground pound, glide across gaps using a pizza box, attack with your bubble wand, and sometimes activate context-sensitive prompts to do special things like karate kick enemies or swing on a fishing line, but that toolbox is extremely light and never puts you into situations – mandatory or optional – that require a mastery over any of these skills. After the first few hours of its 10-hour campaign, I’d seen just about all the tricks up Cosmic Shake’s sleeves and had to press on through humdrum platforming and combat ad nauseum.
Every level has you jump through some metaphorical and literal hoops, broken up by waves of enemies that can easily be swatted away in seconds before going back to platforming. Variety, both in combat and in the “puzzles” that the platforming offers, is a major pain point, and even as you’re traveling through a pirate-themed realm or a Hollywood movie set, you’re fighting the same pushover purple enemies or hopping on the same floating rectangles. Even when you do get a special sequence, like a chase scene atop a seahorse or an extremely brief stealth section, it’s either incredibly short-lived or hardly different enough from the rest of the grind to keep things interesting.
The only unique moments are at the end of each level when you fight a boss, like an evil Sandy the Squirrel in a Bruce Lee outfit, though even these highlights aren’t breaking any new ground in terms of gameplay – they just feel loads better than the rest of the boring trek.
It’s not that the controls or ideas in Cosmic Shake are poorly implemented, but that they haven’t learned a thing from practically any modern-day platformers that are far more interesting. For example, you don’t get any of the highly entertaining gymnastic platforming feats or unique and silly combat options you’d find in Psychonauts 2 – a game that feels like a lot of its bones would have suited a SpongeBob platformer perfectly. Instead, it plays like every forgettable, middling platformer I’ve played in the past 20 years, and that stunning lack of creativity in an underwater world that’s known for its hilarious originality is a throbbing disappointment for the entirety. As a result, playing Cosmic Shake made me feel like I had put on a high-quality foam SpongeBob costume to attend a costume party, but was forced to perform excruciatingly dull chores while wearing it instead of goofing around; it’s amusing only in the charming disguise that accompanies the otherwise tedious experience.
There are just so many better platformers out there already, even for kids.
I understand that Cosmic Shake was almost certainly designed with children in mind and I’m sure a kid who hasn’t played a lot of better games would enjoy it just fine, but even so, I can’t imagine any of the children I know enjoying this as much as they would Super Mario Odyssey, which does practically everything better. There are just so many great kid-friendly platformers out there already in 2023, and aside from having SpongeBob’s face in it, Cosmic Shake gives you no reasons to play this one over the multitude of alternatives. I mean, you can only blissfully swat around the same three types of enemies or double-jump across identical gaps so many times before you’re sick of it, regardless of your age.
Aside from getting through the main story, Cosmic Shake does offer some optional collectathons to complete and even some side quests to go on. Most aren’t worth the trouble, like one side quest that has you cook Krabby Patties for hungry fish in a short minigame. That said, there’s plenty of new content hiding in areas that can be revisited once you’ve gained new abilities, some of which hide interesting secrets and areas that can only be accessed later. Usually, though, they just lead to more of the same dull combat and rote platforming you’ll already be bored with.
musical language was especially fun.) Fortunately for me, players have already deciphered the ‘Indecipherable’ text log in the new Dead Space remake, revealing a poem that potentially hints toward the series’ future. Naturally, spoilers within.
Horizon Forbidden West‘s multiplayer alpha has appeared online. The leak surfaced on Reddit over the weekend, claiming to be from a “very old alpha” build from summer 2020. It’s an interesting watch, as while the world and robo dinos look like classic Horizon, the characters jumping around fighting them look a lot more stylised than their hyper-detailed mainline counterparts.
Capcom has today released its latest financial report for the third quarter of fiscal year ending March 2023. In it, the publisher states that it expects to reach a record 40 million in unit sales by the end of the period, driven in large part by the Monster Hunter and Resident Evil franchises.
The forecast comes after the publisher confirmed it has sold an incredible 29.1 million units during the fiscal year so far, up from 25.8 million the year prior. This is primarily due to the growth of catalog titles, including the remarkably successful launch of Monster Hunter Rise: Sunbreak, which recently surpassed 5 million units sold.