Cleavage but no underbust, please: Twitch bans “implied nudity” among streamers

I realise we’re all struggling through the dank depths of January but it’s never too early in the year to talk about sex, baby. Twitch have updated their attire policies to stop an outbreak of “implied nudity” among thirstier streamers, who have taken to filming themselves nude with black censor bars, or positioning the camera to suggest that they’re fully or partially naked outside the frame.

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An award-winning dual-chamber PC case is down to a historic UK price

Montech’s King 95 Pro was chosen as TechPowerUp’s runner-up PC case of the year, and now it’s discounted to a historic low in the UK: £114, a solid price for a full-size dual-chamber design with six RGB fans included, tonnes of useful features and excellent thermal performance.

That deal price is for the blue version, but the white version (shown below) is also relatively affordable at £125 if you’d prefer a trendy gleaming design.

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What’s better: a fresh new MMO server, or Viscera Cleanup Detail’s Sniffer tool?

Last year (wahey), you narrowly decided that giving items to other players is better than throwing grenades back. I feel glad for your family and friends, who doubtless received wonderful gifts for Christmas rather than regifted junk. You’re a little sweetie. Well, 55% of you are little sweeties. The rest… best not to dwell. Let’s open this new year with a question of beginnings. What’s better: a fresh new MMO server, or Viscera Cleanup Detail’s Sniffer tool?

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I’m learning to do cryptic crosswords in 2024, and they are the worst

In 2024, I am learning to do cryptic crosswords. Last year I complained about Puzzmo’s crossword clues being very US-centric and Excors commented that US and UK puzzles seem very different, both in their form and in the fact that UK crosswords are often crytpic. Which is true! Often if you see a “quick crossword” in a UK paper that means “crossword with clues that are general knowledge questions and not an archaic set of riddles – you know, for if you’re waiting for the kettle to boil, or are an idiot”. So I decided to look into how you actually do cryptics. It’s way harder than I thought, but at the same time I did not realise it’s just smug puns.

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Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall Unity remaster hits 1.0, updating the biggest Bethesda map for today’s PCs

I greet news of the completion of a Unity remaster for The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall with equal parts excitement and horror. Excitement because I have never played Daggerfall and it is one of the weirder, more fantastical Elder Scrolls RPGs – the one with multiple endings which sequels have explained away as somehow all being canon thanks to a metaphysical event called a Dragon Break, whereby timelines branch and reconnect. And horror because I have never played Daggerfall, which is said to be 62,0000 square miles in size, and I’m getting to that point in life where I seriously ask myself whether I can finish certain games before I perish.

Still the journey is more important than reaching the destination, right? Perhaps I can treat it like an occasional walking sim.

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First Cut: Samurai Duel is a 2D fighter where swords are as deadly as they should be

I’m a sucker for games where swords are the pointy death delivery devices they truly are, rather than the big, blunt sticks so many turn them into. First Cut: Samurai Duel seems to be aiming its blades at my heart, then. It’s a 2D sidescrolling swordfighter in which each connecting blow means instant death, and it has a January 17th release date.

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Frogwares regain control of The Sinking City, but all old saves will break soon

Frogwares is “now the sole publisher of The Sinking City on all platforms”, says the developer. This brings to an end several years of uncertainty and litigation, which saw the Lovecraftian RPG delisted from Steam several times and at one point restored by its publisher via an allegedly pirated version of the game.

The downside is that an updated version of the game is coming to all storefronts in the coming weeks and it won’t be compatible with old save files.

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