Category: Rock, Paper, Shotgun

If you handed me a deck of revolting Tarot cards and told me to heal a bunch of sickly, deranged medieval peasants, I would probably attempt to sew the cards together into bandages. Perhaps I would offer the nicer ones to children instead of lollipops, to distract them while I apply the leeches (lollipops did exist in the Middle Ages, I’m shocked to discover, but mostly in noble circles). Bloodletter has grander ambitions.

In this whispery, crazy-eyed deckbuilder, you’ll play Tarot-style cards to purge foul spirits who are seeking to possess and kill your neighbours. “Evil entities have crept into the hearts of the common folk, who teeter upon the brink of madness and death,” the developers explain. “Only thy bathhouse stands as a bastion against the creeping corruption.” It sounds like a mixture of Pathologic and Black Book and Pentiment. Here be’est the trailer.

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Assassin’s Creed Shadows‘s dev team are “actively looking at” adding options for a more challenging jaunt through the throaty-poke ’em up’s incarnation of feudal Japan. “We’re looking at these things and monitoring what people say about the game,” creative director Jonathon Dumont told GamesRadar+ at this year’s GDC.

Shadows currently features four difficulty options for both stealth and combat, ranging from ‘story’ to ‘expert’, as well as the ‘guaranteed assassination’ toggle from recent previous entries, which ensures that when you stab a man in the neck with a large sharp piece of metal, he does not react with a blasé “ow! Nevertheless…”.

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Coffee Stain remain dissatisfied with Satisfactory, their first-person factory sim, despite Matt Cox giving it the Cox’s Orange Pippin Award in our Satisfactory 1.0 review. They’re just about to release update 1.1 into public testing. This adds Photo Mode, programmable personnel elevators, and a bunch of twisty furnishings.

One thing it doesn’t add is rain, which used to exist in Satisfactory but was removed because it wasn’t working properly. Apparently, Coffee Stain need to do an Unreal Engine upgrade before they can restore the missing precipitation. Many players are sad about this. Ah, I think it’s kind of poetic that there are people in the Satisfactory community who wish only to be rained upon.

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“Alien Ant Farm or we boycott,” reads the top comment on Activision’s recent reveal of the next wave of tracks for Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 – a response to the revelation that the upcoming remasters have both been hit and struck by some soundtrack changes, which hasn’t gone down completely smoothly with fans. You could almost say they feel making alterations to such classics is criminal. OK, I’ll stop. For now.

It turns out these changes come straight from the large Hawk himself. “It was my choice to pick some different songs by the same artists featured in THPS3+4 OST,” he wrote on Instagram, as spotted by Very Gary Computing. “I’m hoping that discovery is half the fun, and a big reason that these soundtracks resonated in the first place. So listen and enjoy the ride. More to come… both old and new.”

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Rumours of a Final Fantasy IX remake have been remaking themselves part of the discourse for several years now, sparked by the announcement of an animated series and a Nvidia leak back in 2021, and stoked by manifestations of several other Squeenix games from the leaked Geforce list. Now, Square Enix have added a dedicated 25th anniversary page flogging figures, spectacles, and other charming tat to their website.

The JRPG‘s 25th cake day isn’t until July 7th, but this new page lines up with claims from Oblivion remake leaker NateTheHate that we’re getting closer to an announcement, if not a release. Bloomberg’s Jason Schreier has also claimed that the Final Final Tactics remaster is still being worked on – a rumour that’s been twinned with the FF9 one for about as long as it’s been floating about.

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Hello reader who is also a reader, and welcome back to Booked For The Week – our regular Sunday chat with a selection of cool industry folks about books! I woke from a terrible nightmare last night. I’d just released a book and every three or so pages, the publisher had inserted a double page spread trying to sell the reader a wireless mouse with Minecraft movie Jack Black’s gormless, gouty grin on it, turning my carefully curated atmosphere to shit! Phew. Thank goodness it was just a nightmare! Just an utter, utter nightmare.

Anyway, never mind all that. The sun is out, and books still exist and are and mostly advertisement free! Here to talk about them this week is game maker, Dicey Dungeons writer, Now Play This festival founder, and The Husbands author, Holly Gramazio! Cheers Holly! Mind if we have a nose at your bookshelf?

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There’s a lot we still don’t know about GTA 6, but probably the most annoying thing that has gone unanswered is just when it’s coming out. Not annoying in the sense of, “oh golly gosh I’m so excited please I need to know”, more “come on now, just get it over with!” It’s just a whole thing, and I wish it wasn’t, but Rockstar and their owner Take-Two also clearly know it’s a whole thing, and are riding on that very fact. Take-Two CEO Strauss Zelnick recently spoke with Bloomberg about a whole bunch of bits, and of course the question of when GTA 6 is coming out came up.

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We can probably all agree that planting trees is pretty much universally good, right? I can’t really imagine a scenario where planting a tree is a bad thing, we need them to live after all. If you’re not into planting trees you’re probably an oil tycoon, or a squirrel with incredibly bad survival instincts. If you are, though, might I interest you in Treeplanter, a game whose name is exactly what it says on the tin? It was announced just yesterday, and looks quite, quite lovely.

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Look, not every dating sim under the sun is insatiably horny, but I don’t think you can argue that Date Everything! isn’t. Like, the whole game is about how you can date everything, from a chair, to a clock, to a fridge. There’s literally 100 different objects you can date, this is somebody’s something for sure. And, as revealed in a new trailer earlier this week, as it turns out all you tabletop fiends out there will be able to date a twenty-sided die.

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Bah, it’s never fun writing one of these, but unfortunately Myst and Riven developer Cyan Worlds have laid off 12 of its staff members this week, supposedly cutting the studio by about half. Cyan shared the news on its social media accounts yesterday, noting that “industry conditions” have “forced” the studio to “weigh the future health of our studio against the month-to-month realities of game development in 2025.”

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