Dreams: Your final nominees for the 4th Annual Impy Awards

Huge, possibly day-altering news: It’s nearly time for the 4th Annual Impy Awards! The Impys is our yearly event where we celebrate the very best things made in Dreams over the past year, as well as the lovely coMmunity in and around it. Back in November, we opened up nominations – and loads of you submitted your favorite creations, creators and coMmunity members for awards consideration across a whopping 23 categories. Cheers for doing that!

We’re currently in the middle of putting together a fabulously over-the-top awards show on Sunday March 26 at 9am PT / 5pm GMT to announce the winners of this year’s Impy Awards – some judged by us with the help of friends from across the creative industries, with others voted on by the CoMmunity. (More on how to vote in a bit!)

How fabulously over-the-top, you ask? Well, we couldn’t seem to find the perfect venue for our awards show this year, as some places have very strict safety rules around fire and giant flesh-monsters (honestly, you can’t have any fun these days). So we simply created our own in Dreams! A whole archipelago, in fact. Here’s a cheeky little peak at some of the virtual sets we’ll be livestreaming from:

‘Peak’? Eh? Because of the mountain? …Wow, tough crowd. Fine, here are some more:

We thought we’d take advantage of all this extra space by turning this year’s Impys season into a multi-day festival – and combining our real-world selves with the virtual world. In the lead-up to the main awards show on March 26, we’ll be hosting several livestreams from the beautiful Nomi Nations on our Twitch channel. We’ve got all sorts of events on the schedule, from behind-the-scenes interviews with our developers and coMmunity artists, to musical performances, highlights reels from the past year and much more.

Our first stream on the road to this year’s Impys kicks off today. Join us at 9am PT / 5pm GMT over on Twitch, where we’ll be celebrating Dreams’ 3rd birthday with a look back at the year just past – and a very special coMmunity quiz.

Meanwhile, if you’d like to secure some coveted real estate of the Nomi Nations for yourself, why not get involved in our latest coMmunity challenge in Dreams by customizing your very own floating island? Imagine what you could build on your very own piece of paradise. A frog pond filled with lemonade! Seventeen cars! Another identical, but much smaller, island! The possibilities are truly endless. Head to the front page of DreamShaping in game to get started with one of our handy island templates. We’ll be featuring your creations in–game and, of course, checking them out on our Impys livestreams.

Time to bring you out of the clouds and back down to Earth, though. Let’s reveal which amazing Dreams creations and creators made the final shortlists for the 4th Annual Impy Awards.

Before we get into it, a reminder: the following categories are coMmunity–voted, meaning the winner is decided by all you arbiters of good taste out there.

  • Community Collaboration
  • Most Helpful Dreamer
  • Breakthrough Dreamer
  • Curation Star
  • Contribution Beyond Dreams
  • Evolving Experience
  • Innovation in Create
  • Community Star

Don’t forget to vote for your winners via this survey by 23:59 GMT on Tuesday February 21 for your vote to be counted!

And now, without further ado… the nominees.

Creation of the Year

  • HeliTaxi – atheistsw, arepera, Zodira
  • DreamsFest 22 – The DreamsFest Team
  • Bo’s Island – byvsen, Fr0d0_FragginS79
  • Trip’s Voyage – Eupholace, Aevox23, actualjimmyjam
  • Friend_Request – Frostadoodle
  • RID – Memories of the Elders – LordBruce, Camian
  • SWORD OF AKAANA: Final Demo – luke_972, rukkurt
  • GAIA HAWK – talc33
  • ZED EXODUS II – TRIX9, shandyboy1975, oLiamS47o, RAKeogh, talc33, Joeycutts83
  • Tides – venwave

Creator/Team of the Year

  • Bohalaa
  • The DreamsFest Team
  • Eupholace
  • The InfiniDreams Team
  • RedSeikatsu-
  • Todu
  • Tricobalt
  • The ZED EXODUS Team
  • venwave
  • willow_the_bob

Community Star

  • MrCaseyJones
  • NotreDamin
  • Nephrendil
  • Yah_Deh
  • InfiniDreams
  • KeldBjones
  • Elca_Gaming
  • UglySofaGaming
  • xMightyViciousx
  • RedSeikatsu-

Community Collaboration

  • Community Garden Events – Nephrendil
  • GIBLETS 2 – TRIX9
  • DreamFlix Season 2 – KeldBjones
  • Il était une fois… – Infinidreams
  • DreamsFest 22 – The DreamsFest Team

Most Helpful Dreamer

  • TAPgiles
  • VYZiUM-
  • OgTheEnigma
  • Intrattackout
  • LucidDreamChaser

Breakthrough Dreamer

  • MarshallsAccount
  • BOOMAN_2284
  • franzeboy
  • PickleWickle0
  • Orue223

Curation Star

  • UglySofaGaming
  • Orue223
  • FlashMedallion
  • LadyLexUK
  • FluffynSassy

Contribution Beyond Dreams

  • xMightyViciousx & James_Wilson11
  • Elca_Gaming
  • Keduko_
  • The InfiniDreams Team
  • Kimerakii

Excellence in Sculpture

  • Introducing: Fly-Million! – dinox11
  • Giga Bust – iDexTiGer
  • Imp – lillouakola81
  • Sooty’s Flower Shop – SootyPinions
  • Portraits – ZIIQ

Excellence in Art Direction

  • Trip’s Voyage – Eupholace, Aevox23, actualjimmyjam
  • WEB OF METAL – Intrattackout
  • Jungle Bill 2 – NibblersBox
  • The Quest For Self Confidence – Todu
  • Housewave (+ TreeHouse) – venwave

Excellence in Environment Art

  • Somewhere Between, Part 1: A Walk in the Park – BADROBO82
  • Epsilum – Jaavaa, MultiMoo, IansaneArtist
  • Vineland 2 – ZIIQ, VitaminG_90
  • Into the Mist – Parkderk
  • SWORD OF AKAANA: Final Demo – luke_972, rukkurt

Excellence in Animation

  • AstroThumb Stories 2 – arseny3d
  • Duet II – bvysen
  • Scraps – MitterMak
  • Caféwave (Animated Painting) – venwave
  • Animals Gone Missin’ – willow_the_bob

Excellence in Gameplay

  • HeliTaxi – atheistsw, arepera, Zodira
  • Trip’s Voyage – Eupholace, Aevox23, actualjimmyjam
  • Friend_Request – Frostadoodle
  • Housewave (+ TreeHouse) – venwave
  • Chip Off The Old Block – VinceKully, ghostfruit64

Most Original Gameplay

  • metA Innocence – FeyzPS
  • R.I.F.7 (Spot the difference) – KabarudonphaN18, xMorpheuus
  • A Kid’s Journey to One-Shot Everything Idle – Nicco555, Computer_Cat
  • STRAIN | DreamsCom22 demo – Orksom
  • Cubus – StinoAlpino, DeDefourkes

Music Track of the Year

  • goth egg | slip and fall – Cfulljames, KaTMalenjamz
  • THE INVENTOR’S MACHINE – Gianni_no_Mitaka, I–AURA–I
  • Let the Real You Reappear – Prince_Tahra
  • The Voyage for Golden Anchors – VinceKully, ghostfruit64
  • DarkSide [Live @ DreamSounds Amphitheater] – WileyisCOOL, Tricobalt

Musician of the Year

  • Asian-Roro
  • CFulljames
  • duckenomics
  • Helekosi
  • M-molecul

Excellence in Audio Design

  • Trip’s Voyage
  • NOGUCHI’S BELL EPISODE 2
  • Facility
  • Touch Everything
  • Tides

Excellence in Voice Acting

  • ApesOnFire in Ye Olde Opposite Daye
  • Zodira in HeliTaxi
  • RedSeikatsu- in Red and the Phantom Castle Remake
  • Elfiooh in Il était une fois…
  • kimerakii in Cosmic Tale 3

Excellence in Character Design

  • Introducing: Fly-Million! – dinox11
  • Agatha Grindel (MODEL SHOWCASE) – kaifraz4048
  • Scraps – MitterMak
  • Nuhlm the Harold – Suthurnur, chelsea_mb712
  • Dragon Slayer – Tinydiorama

Excellence in Narrative

  • Scelerophobia – Grothraw
  • Ye Olde Opposite Daye – MrCaseyJones
  • Epsilum – Jaavaa, MultiMoo, IansaneArtist
  • The Quest for Self-Confidence – Todu
  • Tides – venwave

Excellence in VR

  • Base VR Template for Moves/Dualshock – gauffreman
  • THE RANGE – KarstenStaack
  • N0 WAY HOME – ZERO GRAVITY (VR) – PIXELTUNER_92
  • Jungle Bill 2 – NibblersBox
  • A strange encounter in the forest – Orksom

Innovation in Create

  • LOOKING THROUGH – A Visual Puzzle Game – Todu
  • Endless Crowd Experiment – olit123
  • Bendyman (VyzPaint) – VYZiUM-
  • Pic Importer Templates (Dreams Picture Importer) – coynem
  • Mine’A’Day – oooDORIENooo

Evolving Experience

  • Trip’s Voyage – Eupholace, Aevox23, actualjimmyjam
  • The Backrooms – MarshaIIsAccount
  • liminal mystery box – JohnnyBiscotti, MrCaseyJones, mattizzle1
  • R.I.F.7 (Spot the difference) – KabarudonphaN18, xMorpheuus
  • TricoBiddy Bus Company – Tricobalt, blackcat_tracks

We saw an incredible number of submissions from Dreams coMmunity members this year, played a lot of quality creations during the shortlisting process – and read so many heartfelt messages from people explaining why particular creations and creators were the highlights of their year. Regardless of whether you made it to the final shortlist or not, a huge congratulations to everyone who received a nomination: You really made an impact on your fellow dreamers this year.

Right – back to the Nomi Nations we go. Fortunately, the phone signal up there is quite good: why not get in touch via our social channels? We’ll be checking out the hashtag #ImpyAwards, so pop that on your Twitter, Instagram and Tiktok posts if you’ve got any questions/comments/loud noises about the upcoming livestreams.

See you on the islands very soon!

I’m learning how to curse exes and talk to the dead in So May It Be

RPS Magic Week, but I wanna learn how to actually be a witch, you know? I wanna learn the witchy ways, and not just from some not-so-well informed TikToks.

Thankfully, So May It Be has been my gateway to Witchcraft 101. It’s a sapphic dating sim about a bunch of witches just hanging out doing witchy things. You’re part of a small coven with your three friends, and you all meet online every night to chat about school, shitty part-time jobs, and of course, witchcraft. At the end of each evening, you can privately ask one of your friends to hang out the next day 1 on 1, getting to know them better and just doing cool witch shit.

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Second Live: A Personal Tale of an Unexpected Remake

A year ago a game showed up in Nintendo’s February 9 Direct presentation that took me by such surprise I couldn’t quite figure out where and how and to whom to express my elation to. Was there anyone in my circle of friends and coworkers similarly passionate about this forgotten gem of an RPG? You see, I thought Live A Live – brought back to life on Switch this past July – was gone; forgotten. Never to be seen again. Pining for the fjords. A victim of franchise love and loyalty that demands more Final Fantasies and more Dragon Quests from Square Enix. A casualty of that pesky reality at any company that employs creative dreamers: that their creations have to make more than just the money needed to bring their ideas to life. Way more money.

And Live A Live didn’t do that. But the story isn’t as simple as Square (which didn’t merge with competitor Enix until 2003) gambling on a new roleplaying game brand and falling flat. Though it’s impossible to find verified sales information on the game today, Live A Live is commonly cited as having sold 270,000 Super Famicom/SNES carts. But while Square’s games surely weren’t cheap to make, they also commanded a high price. A new copy of Live A Live sold for 9,900 Yen. That’s $100 in 1994 and a whopping $200 in today’s dollars. Final Fantasy VI, which had come out just a few months earlier, was priced at an even steeper 11,400 Yen ($114).

I remember it well because I stood in line to buy both games in Akihabara, Tokyo, on their respective release days. As a student living in an expensive city, these were significant investments. Live A Live was the equivalent of 50 Tonkatsu sando lunches, or more than 100 McDonald’s hamburgers. But it was money well-spent on both of those games. And if the 270k sales figures are true, it was money well-earned too. While the creative talent behind Live A Live is extensive, it likely wasn’t expensive – the game started active development just a year before release and was headlined by first-time director Takashi Tokita. Tokita, lead designer of Final Fantasy IV, would later become the head of Square’s Product Development Division 7, tasked with getting more value out of their ’90s classics by re-releasing Final Fantasy games on GBA and extending the FFIV’s story with The After Years.

Live A Live received plenty of media coverage in Japanese magazines leading up to its release. One of the things that first attracted me to the game – apart from the visual similarities to Final Fantasy and the fact I was a JRPG-devouring machine who considered sleep optional – was the developer’s unique approach to the creative process. I remember reading in Famitsu (Japan’s popular weekly gaming magazine) that Live A Live was constructed more like a collection of short stories from different authors than a classic Square RPG. While composer Yoko Shimomura (Street Fighter II, Breath of Fire, later: Kingdom Hearts) flexed her musical muscle by imbuing each chapter with a matching – and distinct – soundtrack of its own, the seven initial scenarios each had their own art director. Under the supervision of Tokita and lead designer Nobuyuki Inoue, this group of manga artists left their own signatures on the disparate parts of the whole. The artists were largely unknown at the time, though Gosho Aoyama, who oversaw the Edo Japan chapter, started to turn heads with a new manga called Detective Conan a few months into development.

You couldn’t turn on the TV without seeing or hearing about FFVI. Live A Live, not so much.

Which brings us back to the fact that Live A Live certainly was profitable. Created in about a year’s time on a smaller budget, it didn’t come close to Final Fantasy’s multi-million unit sales. But it released to positive reviews by the Japanese press, and I can attest to the lines of gamers waiting for their copy on launch day despite the relatively muted advertising. Final Fantasy VI was everywhere in Tokyo in 1994. You couldn’t ride the subway or turn on the TV without seeing or hearing about FFVI. Live A Live, not so much.

As a Square RPG fan, I didn’t care. I played it and loved it, though I do remember my disappointment that Live A Live didn’t quite live up to the visual bar set by the Final Fantasy Super Famicom outings. But the music, the variety of settings and gameplay systems – the many homages to my favorite movies – made it such a memorable experience that I held on to my copy of the game and dragged it with me from Japan to Germany and eventually to the US.

Since then, I’ve brought up Live A Live in conversations with friends and coworkers – frequently surprised how few people outside of Japan even know about the game’s existence. Whenever someone tells their story about falling in love with RPGs, I mention Live A Live in the same breath as Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest.

The fact that it didn’t make it out of Japan is no doubt a result of many factors. Square wasn’t exactly known for taking chances with its RPG portfolio – and Live A Live certainly wasn’t the first or the last higher-profile game to be denied localization. Here’s a quick playlist, if you’re curious:

But more importantly, Square went public in August 1994 and perhaps the company became even less risk averse in light of the additional scrutiny and the impending Super NES market decline in 1995. Remember, releasing cartridge games carried significant production and inventory cost – a miscalculation could have serious financial consequences. And the bigger the cartridge size, the higher the risk. In some cases, the developers used every byte available to them, which left little wriggle room for localization (English language text takes up more space than Japan’s kana and kanji). The latter played a role in Seiken Densetsu 3 (now available as Trials of Mana) never getting localized – and perhaps even Live A Live’s 16-bit (4MB) cart size was too much hassle and too expensive of a bet for an unproven series. No matter the reasons, things got quiet around Live A Live and the game all but faded into obscurity.

And that was it. I thought. I should’ve guessed that there were plenty of positive memories and adoration for Live A Live within Square’s own development teams. Octopath Traveller was basically a throwback to Live A Live’s eight-scenario setup – minus the Dark Tower-esque coming-together from multiple dimensions and time zones. And perhaps I should’ve seen the Trials of Mana remake as another harbinger, proof that this decade’s celebration of (/obsession with?) the past and pursuit of (/reliance on?) nostalgia could bring back some obscure delights.

In this case, I couldn’t be happier with the outcome. In July 2022, Live A Live returned with some significant visual upgrades, orchestrated music and voice acting, some content tweaks, and some new surprises. Not everyone may be able to get lost in its 16-bit trappings and enjoy it – it’s very much a product of its time – but it’s wonderful to see such a unique creative endeavor get a second chance at life. A gem – but with sales already outpacing the original, not a forgotten one anymore.

That’s what this column is about. Every month, I’ll unearth a buried treasure. A forgotten gem of a game that may not have risen above obscurity. Games that showed sparks of greatness but never got a sequel or saw wider release. Or a once-beloved series that faded as the tastes of time – or its creators – turned elsewhere.

Until then!

Campo Santo’s In The Valley Of Gods has a probably meaningless 2029 release date

Firewatch devs announced their tomb-raiding adventure, In The Valley Of Gods, and in that time the idea of the game itself has fossilised. The first-person archaeology game was put on hold in 2019 after Valve acquired Campo Santo and had them support other Valve projects like Half-Life: Alyx. Now Campo’s in-limbo game has a December 2029 listing on Steam, which almost certainly means nothing, but it’s fun to dust off some memories.

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Nintendo Switch Game Sale: Lots of Games Are $39.99 or Less

It doesn’t happen often, but it’s always nice when it does. Right now, Nintendo is running a sale that drops prices on a decent selection of games down to $39.99 or less. Anyone who pays attention to such things knows that’s about the best we can hope to see from the Mario company, which refuses to allow the deeper discounts we see on pretty much every other game on the market.

The games on sale this time around include The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, and also its Expansion Pass, which you might want to pick up before Tears of the Kingdom arrives. You can also find deals on some excellent JRPGs, a few mini- and micro-game collections, and quite a bit more. Let’s have a look.

Nintendo Switch Game Deals

There’s a good chance you can find something worth picking up in this sale. I recommend Link’s Awakening and WarioWare: Get It Together for good fun times. Live-a-Live is an excellent RPG that’s divided into relatively bite-sized chapters, so it’s not like you’re embarking on one ridiculously enormous quest. And the combat system in Bravely Default II is almost perfectly tuned.

If you want more digital and physical options, you can take a look at the full sale at Best Buy. Best Buy generally does a better job of keeping everything in stock than Amazon does.

Chris Reed is a deals expert and commerce editor for IGN. You can follow him on Twitter @_chrislreed or on Mastodon @chrislreed.

Loverwatch is a cringe Overwatch dating sim, and I want more

Overwatch 2’s third season is well underway, adding more of the usual maps, modes, and cosmetics. The big surprise this season is the Valentine’s themed Loverwatch, a non-canon text adventure that allows you to court either Mercy or Genji. Naturally, I chose to date Genji (described as Overwatch’s “bad boy”), and the results were surprising. It’s cringe-y and occasionally grating, but it’s also surprisingly charming and stuffed with referential humour that OW fans will surely love.

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Animal Crossing Is The Latest Game To Get The Boss Fight Books Treatment

Written by co-director of The Video Game History Foundation.

Last week, the fantastic Boss Fight Books began revealing Season 6 of its documentary-style books along with the first book, which looks at PaRappa the Rapper. And today, the publisher has announced that the second book will be very much in our wheelhouse by focusing on Animal Crossing.

Written by Kelsey Lewin, co-director of The Video Game History Foundation and co-owner of Pink Gorilla Games in Seattle, Washington, the book promises to look at the magic of the first game in the series, which had humble origins as a Japan-only N64 release in Dо̄butsu no Mori. The game eventually came to the West thanks to a GameCube port with expanded features.

Read the full article on nintendolife.com

Boyfriend Dungeon out today, learn Do’s and Don’ts of dating your weapon

In case you didn’t notice, it’s Valentine’s Day today — and while some people are using this opportunity to go on boring dates with other humans, others have more grand ambitions. They’re going full-hilt and dating weapons!

Boyfriend Dungeon is shockingly out today for PS5, and that means today is the first time many people are exploring the unique pleasure of sword smooching.


Boyfriend Dungeon out today, learn Do’s and Don’ts of dating your weapon

To be fair, I don’t actually judge people who date humans. My own husband is a human. That being said, there’s something uniquely thrilling about first defeating some monsters together, and then taking that hot sword out on the town. Work hard, play hard, right?

But you have to be careful! Swords are dangerous if handled without respect. Follow these handy tips when dating your weapon, to avoid hurting yourself or others.

DO: Respect your weapon’s boundaries and range

Keep an open mind. Daggers like to be up-close and personal. Polearms need a bit more space. It sounds like common sense, but it can be confusing when weapons either pull you in or push you away, especially if you’ve just come out of a long-term wieldership.

Similarly, some weapons are fine with being picked up by any wielder, while others need a bit longer to build trust and commit to a sheath. When in doubt, ask whether it’s OK to grab someone’s hilt. It’s also worth briefly double-checking your assumptions about how deep into the dungeon they want to go that night, so you’re both on the same page.

DO: Plan around your weapon’s interests

Many beginning wielders assume that since they’re in the driver’s seat in combat, they should also make the decisions about when and where to go for fun. Know that weapons appreciate being considered in the planning, and may even have ideas of their own!

There’s nothing wrong with a dungeon-dinner date as a starter, but after that, you’ll probably find more success in romance by playing to your combat partner’s hobbies and personality. If they’re a dancing sword, maybe they’d prefer going to the club or a salsa night. If they’re an axe, maybe they’d like a hike in the woods. A lasersaber might want a cozy night in, to recharge their batteries. Get creative!

DO: Respect weapon-blacksmith confidentiality

If your weapon gets chipped, dinged, or just plain broken, don’t panic. From a young age, weapons usually develop a unique and personal relationship with their blacksmith, who helps them with repairs as needed. It’s normal for a wielder to get insecure once they realize the intimacy a blacksmith has with their weapon, but just remind yourself that everyone needs a doctor sometimes. The heat of their forge has no influence on the heat in the bedroom!

DON’T: Compare your weapon to famous swords

We all know and love the Masamune or Excalibur, but it can be awkward and off-putting for your new armament to feel they have to measure up to these legendary weapons! Besides, not all weapons are even bladed. Hammers, brass knuckles, and maces for example might never have the same mass appeal as swords, and they shouldn’t have to feel embarrassed or apologetic for their blunt natures.

DON’T: Surprise-gift a whetstone

Whetstones are a deeply meaningful gift reserved for lifelong commitments between wielders and weapons. Always talk about choices like whetstones together long before you act on it to avoid any misunderstandings.

Now go, wielders! The relationship that slays together stays together. Boyfriend Dungeon is waiting for you at PlayStation Store!

Wanted: Dead Review

Ninja Gaiden Black is my favorite action game of all time, so if you describe something as “a hybrid slasher/shooter from the makers of Ninja Gaiden” like Wanted: Dead does on the back of its box, you’ve got my both attention and hopes up right out of the gate. But as quick as they rose, they fell even faster, because Wanted: Dead is a bad game even removed from any comparison to Ninja Gaiden. Its story is nonsense, the voice acting is some of the worst I’ve heard in a modern game, its difficulty is all over the place, it frequently crashes, and even though its combat is the best part, it still feels sluggish and poorly balanced between your ranged and melee options. If you look super closely, you can see tiny bits of some of the ideas that went into the Ninja Gaiden games, from quick and satisfying executions to dismemberment that affects the behavior of enemy AI. But those small sparks aren’t enough to save what is otherwise a soulless throwback to the many mediocre action games of the mid to late 2000s.

Wanted: Dead’s story takes place in Hong Kong and follows the Zombie Squad, a Suicide Squad-esque police task force made up of former military that wound up in prison with a life sentence for one reason or another and joined the squad as a form of rehabilitation. Despite the fact that there is a weird abundance of scenes in between missions where Zombie Squad is together just hanging out (usually eating food), there is zero chemistry between these characters. I can’t even tell you much about them outside of the fact that Herzog is a creep, Doc is super awkward, Cortez only communicates with sign language, and the player character, Lieutenant Stone, has confusing anime flashbacks with no context. Finding personnel files illuminates a little more about each character, like the fact that Herzog is “an extreme lover of women” with “The Beast” as his nickname, and Doc got expelled from med school for liking drugs and wild parties, though most of the rest of these files are copied and pasted between each character.

It all has the vibe of a Suda51 game like No More Heroes, Lollipop Chainsaw, or Killer is Dead but without any of the style or charm that goes into them. It doesn’t lean into its silliness hard enough, and as a result, the tone feels confused. It’s a gritty slasher/shooter that will throw you into an off the wall karaoke performance of 99 Luftballons out of nowhere, or pit you against your squadmate in an eating competition after learning about the history of ramen and its Chinese roots. It’s bizarre, but the kind that makes me tilt my head rather than laugh at the absurdity. The voice acting is also poor without ever having the charm to at least be considered endearingly campy. I had a hard time following what characters were actually talking about because it felt like the actors never really had a grasp of what they were talking about themselves.

A Dull Blade

I can forgive an action game of a lot if the action itself makes up for those shortcomings, and while Wanted: Dead’s combat is the best part about it, it’s far too one-note to save the rest of this sinking ship. Its fundamentals are at least pretty sound: The animations look great, there’s some satisfaction to the gory sword play, and for the first hour or so, it feels good to parry enemy attacks, liberate some limbs, and see some stylish executions. The issue is that it never really evolves beyond that base over the roughly eight hour campaign.

I could buy new skills from a very limited skill tree, but none of them ever felt like they affected my approach to combat. Most either felt like skills of convenience that I should’ve had from the start, like a dashing attack or the ability to use an execution on a downed or limbless enemy, or they were necessary power ramps that felt virtually required just to be able to survive the later encounters, like more stimpacks or flat increases of damage and defense. Nothing ever made me better at defeating specific enemy types or gave me a new way to deal with any particular threat, let alone a reason to use anything other than the same combo that I’d been using since the start. There are no air combos, practically no learnable special attacks outside of a nearly useless charge attack and the aforementioned dashing attack, and no new melee weapons beyond the starting katana. Put simply, Wanted: Dead’s combat is pasta with no sauce.

Put simply, Wanted: Dead’s combat is pasta with no sauce.

As a result, the combat grew stale after the second level, and became a chore for the remaining three. It doesn’t help that the enemy AI and variety in Wanted: Dead is terrible. They can basically be boiled down into five archetypes: Weak ranged grunts, weak melee grunts, shield dudes, ninjas, and big boy brutes. While there are some slight variations within those archetypes, they all pretty much behave the same. Once I learned the parry timings, combat essentially just became a game of taking turns. I’d attack until the enemy parried, wait to parry their attacks, and then either die or attack until they parry again. Lather, rinse, repeat.

For those looking for a challenge, at the very least Wanted: Dead does provide that, but it does so in all the wrong ways. For starters, the checkpointing is atrocious. I frequently found myself playing for 10-15 minutes without hitting a checkpoint in a single level, and worse still, some of these stretches were capped off with what are essentially miniboss fights – that meant I wouldn’t even get a shot at trying again without retracing my steps through the same 10-15 minutes of enemy encounters if I died. This is especially bad in a game that’s so reliant on learning enemy rhythms and attack patterns.

The most damning thing, however, is that Lieutenant Stone feels super weak to play as throughout the entire campaign despite the fact that she is supposed to be some badass super cop. She can use guns, but most enemies are bullet sponges that take forever to kill; she can throw grenades, but you can’t cook them, so your foes will almost always dive out of the way; she can’t block bullets, she dies in just a few hits, and she needs to purchase upgrades to do basic things, like blocking more than one strike at a time or attacking after a perfectly timed parry.

Wanted: Dead’s combat is pasta with no sauce

There are isolated moments where Wanted: Dead does briefly come to life. The third level begins with a cool encounter where it tries to overwhelm you with a bunch of weak enemies that die in just one or two hits, which acts a great showcase for the exciting super move Lieutenant Stone can use to chain executions together, much like Ryu Hayabusa could do in Ninja Gaiden 3. And while it’s super janky to look at, there’s another fun moment where you’re given a chainsaw in a hedge maze, chopping up enemies as you round the corners. Wanted: Dead desperately needed more moments like these to break up the monotony, but sadly they are few and far between. It also doesn’t help that even good moments could be soured by a tendency to crash repeatedly while I played on PlayStation 5.